5’8” Amazonian trouble with a soft spot for boots, banter, and being adored properly. I’m funny until I’m not, sweet until you get entitled, and expensive because peace was never meant to be affordable. I like confidence, manners, and men who understand that “hello” is cute, but tribute speaks fluent goddess. I’m here to play, tease, laugh, and make you forget whatever sad little spreadsheet you were pretending to care about. My room. My rules. Behave accordingly. 💋